There was something sharp in my pants and it ruined the walk home.

Nick Cave was impressed by my screaming.

I got some good Dick yesterday.

If you try to have sex without a condom, a tiger will attack you during intercourse.

That's what she said.

My friend said she had a dream where she was riding a giant, tube-shaped flesh-colored motorcycle that had a large, rounded front end.

I really do gag when it leaks.

I will have a rocky road klondike bar in my mouth in a minute.

You get hearing aids.

This chili is bred specifically to look like a penis.